Son of the Beach is an American sitcom that aired from 2000 to 2002 on the FX network. The series was a spoof of Baywatch, with much of the comedy based on sexual double entendres, puns, innuendo and the like. A major running gag portrayed the studly David Hasselhoff character as a balding, middle-aged, pot-bellied and out-of-shape man who is nonetheless seen by all the other characters as highly fit and attractive. Radio talk show host Howard Stern was one of the executive producers.

Cast[edit | edit source]

Main cast[edit | edit source]

Recurring characters[edit | edit source]

Episode list[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

March 14, 2000 - September 12, 2000

  • With Sex You Get Eggroll (3/14/00)
  • Silence of the Clams (3/21/00)
  • In the G-Hetto (3/28/00)
  • Love, Native-American Style (4/4/00)
  • Two Thongs Don't Make a Right (4/11/00)
  • Fanny and the Professor (4/18/00)
  • Eat My Muffin (8/1/00)
  • Miso Honei (8/8/00)
  • South of Her Border (8/15/00)
  • Day of the Jackass (8/22/00)
  • A Star Is Boned (8/29/00)
  • Attack of the Cocktopuss (9/5/00)
  • Mario Putzo's 'The Last Dong' (9/12/00)

Season 2[edit | edit source]

March 13, 2001 - July 17, 2001

  • B.J. Blue Hawaii (3/13/01)
  • From Russia, with Johnson (3/20/01)
  • Remember Her Titans (3/27/01)
  • Rod Strikes Back (4/3/01)
  • Queefer Madness (4/10/01)
  • Light My Firebush (4/17/01)
  • Chip's a Goy (4/23/01)
  • A Tale of Two Johnsons (5/28/01)
  • It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (6/5/01)
  • It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! (6/12/01)
  • The Island of Dr. Merlot (6/19/01)
  • The Sexorcist (6/26/01)
  • Grand Prix (7/3/01)
  • Area 69 (7/10/01)
  • Booger Nights (7/17/01)

Season 3[edit | edit source]

June 18, 2002 - October 1, 2002

  • Penetration Island (6/18/02)
  • Saturday Night Queefer (6/25/02)
  • In the Line of Booty (7/2/02)
  • Three Days of the Condom (7/9/02)
  • Witness for the Prostitution (7/16/02)
  • The Gay Team (7/23/02)
  • You Only Come Once (7/30/02)
  • Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (8/6/02)
  • Godfather Knows Best (8/13/02)
  • Empty the Dragon (8/20/02)
  • The Long Hot Johnson (8/27/02)
  • Taco Lips Now: Part 1 (9/17/02)
  • Jailhouse Notch: Part 2 (9/24/02)
  • Bad News, Mr. Johnson (10/1/02)
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