Son of the Beach is an American sitcom that aired from 2000 to 2002 on the FX network. The series was a spoof of Baywatch, with much of the comedy based on sexual double entendres, puns, innuendo and the like. A major running gag portrayed the studly David Hasselhoff character as a balding, middle-aged, pot-bellied and out-of-shape man who is nonetheless seen by all the other characters as highly fit and attractive. Radio talk show host Howard Stern was one of the executive producers.
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Cast[edit | edit source]
Main cast[edit | edit source]
- Timothy Stack - Notchibald "Notch" Johnson
- Jaime Bergman - B.J. Cummings
- Amy Weber - Porcelain Bidet (2002)
- Roland Kickinger - Chip Rommel
- Leila Arcieri - Jamaica St. Croix
- Kimberly Oja - Kimberlee Clark (as Kim Oja)
- Lisa Banes - Mayor Anita Massengil (2000-2001)
- Michael Berensen - Lt. Steve Andrews (portrayed by a bulldog)
- Lou Rosenthal - Spank the Monkey (portrayed by a chimpanzee)
Recurring characters[edit | edit source]
- Candace Kita - Asian female news reporter (4 episodes) (2001-2002)
- Robert Ryan - Professor Milosovic (13 episodes) (2000-2002)
- Jason Hopkins - Kody Massengil (12 episodes) (2001-2001)
- Lynne Marie Stewart - Ellen (11 episodes) (2000-2002)
- Vincent Pastore - Vinnie Fellachio (3 episodes) (2000-2002)
Episode list[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
March 14, 2000 - September 12, 2000
- With Sex You Get Eggroll (3/14/00)
- Silence of the Clams (3/21/00)
- In the G-Hetto (3/28/00)
- Love, Native-American Style (4/4/00)
- Two Thongs Don't Make a Right (4/11/00)
- Fanny and the Professor (4/18/00)
- Eat My Muffin (8/1/00)
- Miso Honei (8/8/00)
- South of Her Border (8/15/00)
- Day of the Jackass (8/22/00)
- A Star Is Boned (8/29/00)
- Attack of the Cocktopuss (9/5/00)
- Mario Putzo's 'The Last Dong' (9/12/00)
Season 2[edit | edit source]
March 13, 2001 - July 17, 2001
- B.J. Blue Hawaii (3/13/01)
- From Russia, with Johnson (3/20/01)
- Remember Her Titans (3/27/01)
- Rod Strikes Back (4/3/01)
- Queefer Madness (4/10/01)
- Light My Firebush (4/17/01)
- Chip's a Goy (4/23/01)
- A Tale of Two Johnsons (5/28/01)
- It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (6/5/01)
- It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! (6/12/01)
- The Island of Dr. Merlot (6/19/01)
- The Sexorcist (6/26/01)
- Grand Prix (7/3/01)
- Area 69 (7/10/01)
- Booger Nights (7/17/01)
Season 3[edit | edit source]
June 18, 2002 - October 1, 2002
- Penetration Island (6/18/02)
- Saturday Night Queefer (6/25/02)
- In the Line of Booty (7/2/02)
- Three Days of the Condom (7/9/02)
- Witness for the Prostitution (7/16/02)
- The Gay Team (7/23/02)
- You Only Come Once (7/30/02)
- Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (8/6/02)
- Godfather Knows Best (8/13/02)
- Empty the Dragon (8/20/02)
- The Long Hot Johnson (8/27/02)
- Taco Lips Now: Part 1 (9/17/02)
- Jailhouse Notch: Part 2 (9/24/02)
- Bad News, Mr. Johnson (10/1/02)
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